Tartuffe

Come see a play about a family Who argued back and forth like you and me They had a guest who they could not abide Who tried seducing mom and stole and lied He stopped all their fun and told them not to rest He simply would not leave, this pesky guest. Papa was taken in—as Papas always are— Not so the kids, although their Grandmama Had been transfixed by Tartuffe’s lying ways And left and said she’d not return for days. They had a pretty smart and wily maid Who plotted to expose the cowardly…dade That didn’t rhyme I know, but I don’t care— Come see the show, it’s written by Molière!